Spintires: Mudrunner – PS4 Review 10


I’m going to ‘fess up right away.  This game isn’t for me.  I’ve never romanticised the idea of being a truck driver on the open roads and back routes of America (even less so the Eastern European mudlands of this game) and roughly sixty seconds into firing up Spintires: Mudrunner I had that dreaded feeling of ‘I’ve made a terrible mistake’ that hits all reviewers when they realise that they are now committed to reviewing a game that is very unlikely to prove their first impression wrong.

That said, I’ve perservered because fairness matters and this has been one of the hardest reviews I’ve ever written.  How do you review a game that is apparently good at what it does when you hate almost everything about it?  Well, this is my homework for the week so let’s see how I get on.  If you’re reading this and absolutely love this game and the series it is from then yes, I know.  I’m sorry.

Spintires: Mudrunner is almost misleading.  The title would easily fit an off-road racing game featuring ATVs and it evokes thoughts of spinning tires, splashing mud and general chaos and a quick look at the game’s Metacritic profile across PS4, Xbox One and PC suggests that it is well-liked and this is why I chose to give the game a chance to prove itself to me because if it turned out to be great then that’s all good but if I continued to dislike it then it’s up to us that you know exactly what type of game this is.

The game is infact one of those simulator games that are so popular these days and, as with the rest of those games, it puts realism front and centre of the experience but places fun somewhere at the back.   The game’s short tutorial explains the premise.  You drive trucks and your main job is the deliver logs across the various maps of the game.  This generally involves picking a truck, taking it to a logging station, loading it with logs and then taking them to a lumber mill.  Rinse and repeat until the mission is over.

I could explain the game mechanics further but here’s my exact experience of the game.   I set off from my base towards the logging station.  My truck was moving rather less quickly than I can run.  I mean seriously slower.  Its wheels churning up the mud that the in-game map claimed was some sort of path.  Some ten minutes later, I was barely half way there having driven less than a kilometer.  I swapped DualShock controllers to make sure my first one wasn’t broken in some way.  I’m not joking.  I actually did that.

I stopped for fuel because, having floored the pedal for the whole time, I had used a fair portion of gas up.  Up until this point I had stayed on the paths that the map showed but now there was no path.  I crossed a stream, using my winch to pull me towards the trees that lined it, struggling to maintain even a basic walking pace in my truck.  I eventually made it to the logging station and after figuring out how to load up my truck I realised I had the wrong bloody equipment attached.  Ugh.

Start again.

I tried again, slowly trudging to the logging station again.  I got there, struggled to load up my truck again but then managed it.  At this point my truck, now loaded with wood, was even less easy to manoeuvre.  Also, the logging station for some bizarre reason had nothing resembling reasonably drivable ground around it.  My truck fell on its side trying to find a path IN THE DARK (you have headlights but you need to see way more of the area than they can show you) because of the game’s day/night cycle and a game world that seemed so utterly unfit for purpose, it’d be like setting a kid’s game in the BBC studios in the 1970s.

I tried again.  This time getting back where I was and then off-roading it (not that there are roads), I ended up stuck trying to get up a part of the path that had an incline.  I had to select another vehicle, trudge my way back to where I was and then winch my other vehicle up the hill.  I kind of enjoyed that because it felt like I was solving some sort of puzzle.  I then continued and found that the path I was driving was being crossed with another stream.  With trees covering every other part of the immediate vicinity, I tried to cross the stream.  My truck fell over, losing the load.

Start again.

This time I decided to go via the part of the map that was completely fogged over.  This actually turned out to be a slightly more workable route.  Until yet again I ended up on a path with no obvious route through and I ended up caught up in some trees that I couldn’t get away from.  I also passed a garage that I could have unlocked if I had taken a truck modification that had “garage points” which another lesson hard-learned.

Each of these attempts took ages.  And it’s not like the game is so difficult that there is a bloody-minded enjoyment to getting through it.  It’s that every attempt is just an investment of time.  There are no other vehicles, nothing else to do.  You are just delivering stuff but in a world that exists purely to slow you down.  If the mud wasn’t such an obstacle this would just be a game of ‘go to point A, pick something up, go to point B’ like the absolutely risable Island Flight Simulator, a game that can only be described as the least interesting menial task you could ever subject yourself to.

You do learn as you go along but each lesson comes at a cost of your time.  Not in-game time but the actual limited time that you, the reader, get to spend on this planet.  If the game just explained this stuff a little better, you’d be better equipped for the job at hand and there’s no reason for them not to tell you.  I know it’s a simulator but surely every job comes with a little bit of training.

The best way to play the game ends up being that you ignore the single player campaign and just play the challenge missions instead.  These are far shorter and give you tasks to complete with some additional requirements to aim for such as completing your delivery without using THAT BRIDGE.  You know, the one that is in a helpful place as opposed to all your other crossing options which basically involve you and your truck drowning.

On the plus side, while the game world is just horrible, muddy woodland and a few basic buildings, the level of realism is pretty good.  Mud clumps up in your tires and is washed off when you drive through water, heat distorts the area in front of your engine and the physics are realistic, to a fault you might say.  The realism doesn’t extend to the lighting engine (there are no shadows) but it all looks good, albeit in an ugly, muddy kind of way.

At best, you’d say these simulation games are a way to relax but my right index finger feels like it is going to fall off thanks to hours and hours of squeezing every last bit of acceleration from my joypad and the dismal camera does its best to actively obscure the action, making an already problematic game even less fun to play.   It’s so unimaginably player hostile that it makes you wonder if this is some sort of psychological experiment or just some form of antagonistic art.  The camera can be rotated around your truck but is so badly designed that you end up moving it almost constantly, trying to understand exactly where you are.   A straight forward up and behind option simply isn’t there and most of the time you are playing in a Resident Evil 4 over-the-shoulder kind of view.  Not that trucks have shoulders but you know what I mean.  The cockpit view would be better probably but not in this game world.  On roads, sure.  But when you are weaving through trees, it is impossible to use effectively.

Ultimately this feels like you are those kids in The Blair Witch Project.  Hopelessly lost in an environment that clearly doesn’t want you there but now you’re a truck.  That’s exactly it.  Blair Witch for trucks.

To the game’s credit there is a multiplayer mode which is absolutely buzzing right now.  Unfortunately, 99% of my attempts to join a lobby failed (and, yes, I’ve got good NAT settings and a very fast connection) and there was no way to filter out the hardcore games from the casual ones or to only see specific maps.  You couldn’t even filter out the full lobbies.  Most lobbies that I did join just had hosts sitting there doing nothing who would eventually leave.

So now, here we are about to drop the game’s Metacritic score down which will annoy people who like the game and trust me, we don’t want to be those guys but this isn’t a game.  It’s a chore.  If just ten minutes of this was a mandatory story mission in something like GTA5 or Far Cry, it’d be almost game-ruining.   I’ve really tried, you know?  I’ve put hours into it, I’ve read reviews on other sites and watched a bunch of videos, looking for something I’ve missed, something that will make me understand the appeal of the game.  I’ve even stopped this review at least four times to give the game another chance to prove me wrong and even now I’m not sure what score to give it.  But the fact is that is a game where you just drive really slowly for ages and that may be just what you’re looking for from your gaming but believe me, there are so many better ways to spend that time.

Oh, and I was playing in ‘Casual’ mode.  Jesus.

Spintires: Mudrunner
3 Overall
Pros
+ Muddy physics seem about right
+ Has lots of people playing online
+ Achieving any sort of basic success feels like an enormous win
+ Interesting puzzle-solving, resource management element to the gameplay
+ Some really good graphical touches
+ Has some depth
+ A (presumably) accurate simulation of delivering wood in a world made of mud
Cons
- Possibly the slowest driving game ever
- Entirely player hostile
- Irredeemably dull
- As relaxing as a job interview
- The camera is just shocking
- Multiplayer lobby system appears a little broken
Summary
Part driving game, part menial labour simulator, Mudrunners may well be the least fun we've had on our PS4. This isn't a game that sends the mud flying everywhere, it's one where the mud bogs you down until you feel like you are drowning in it. However, if you're looking for a challenging trucking simulator that is genuinely different, this may be well up your street. Do your research before you buy though.

 


Richie

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Rich is the editor of PlayStation Country. He likes his games lemony and low-budget with a lot of charm. This isn't his photo. That'll be Rik Mayall.


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10 thoughts on “Spintires: Mudrunner – PS4 Review

  • Denny

    I absolutely lobe this game it’s abouttime they came out with this what took so long ? I have one request I’m sure many people would agree with me get ride of those god awful looking log trucks and actuly bring in some lifted trucks trust me it’d be a lot better lifted trucks as a n Chevy or ford or what ever ps thanks for the new update it n fixing the camera views sooooo much better

  • Max

    This guy doesn’t understand that he described exactly what people like about the game, the slow past, the planning of route and stuff, you have to be a fan of trucking and offroading to understand I suppose

    • Richie
      Richie Post author

      I get that people like that, but I don’t get why people like that. It’d be like being a fan of football but only liking dreary 0-0 scorelines or being a fan of music but only liking Coldplay. This game is horrible to play.

      • Kieron

        It’s not funny to be close minded. And your comparison is sad. I wish I wouldn’t have read this review, more so your redponse.

  • MekTheMLGPro

    First off, if it’s “Not for you” don’t buy it and review it badly based on a bias of what you “like”. Second off, it’s in Russia. 😀

    Game devs work EXTREMELY hard, and people like you that go out of their way to leave a bad review because you don’t enjoy simulator games doesn’t mean it’s a bad game.

    • MekTheMLGPro

      And If you’re bad at the game (Bring the right equipment dumbass), that’s your fault. I’m sorry but this game is a lot to me, and I enjoy every detail.

        • Richie
          Richie Post author

          Ugh.

          Okay firstly, Kieron. Chill out. I made a slightly jokey comparison. Don’t get upset. There are worse things to get upset about on the internet.

          Mek.

          1. My review, my opinion. Don’t like it? I don’t give a fuck about your sensibilities. Only an idiot gets emotionally attached to their purchases. I’m not writing to confirm the bias of fans I’m just writing my honest opinion. Don’t criticise a reviewer for honesty. Criticise them for being open to bribery and shit like that.
          2. This game has plenty of positive reviews. Go and hang out on those sites with the weirdos who like this game.
          3. “Don’t buy it” – I didn’t. This was a review code supplied by the publisher. If I had bought it, I’d be livid.
          4. Russia… Eastern Europe… who cares? It’s not like the game is very specific about it and either way it’s somewhere cold and miserable where you don’t want to go on holiday. Siberia apparently. Oh well, the game doesn’t have a story so let’s relax.
          5. I don’t ‘go out of my way’ to give games a bad review. I give lots of games very positive reviews. This game is horrible though. Look, there are plenty of positive reviews like I said before, I can’t write a review praising the game. I hate the game. And others will too. This review is for them. Just to see an opinion that doesn’t claim the game is ‘fun’ (it’s not), ‘relaxing’ (it really isn’t) or good.
          6. “Bring the right equipment, dumbass” – fuck you. Also, I’m a guy in England who reviews games and has a day job. The fuck do I know about driving a truck? If the game gave me the heads up about the right equipment, that’d be something. But like the review says, you learn from mistakes but each mistake comes at a massive investment of time.
          More so, I doubt that there really is a job that accurately reflects this nonsense. Unless Siberians really do build their logging operations in the middle of a marsh.
          7. Look, for as long as there have been reviews on the internet there have been people overreacting to them. I gave a very considered opinion of what I don’t like about this game because, for me, it’s not a game. By any definition of what I understand a game to be this isn’t one. It’s just a misery simulator. Be glad I gave it 3 out of 10 because you people are making me want to drop the score to zero.

          • Mike
            Mike

            Might as well echo Richie’s first point. Reviews are opinion pieces. On top of that, this one is such an outlier that it shouldn’t even be a debate. You’ve bought the game. You’ve no further need for a review. Maybe this review turned a few people off Spintires but, I’m more willing to bet consumers seek second and third opinions before considering a purchase.

            None of this matters.