I’m going to ‘fess up right away. This game isn’t for me. I’ve never romanticised the idea of being a truck driver on the open roads and back routes of America (even less so the Eastern European mudlands of this game) and roughly sixty seconds into firing up Spintires: Mudrunner I had that dreaded feeling of ‘I’ve made a terrible mistake’ that hits all reviewers when they realise that they are now committed to reviewing a game that is very unlikely to prove their first impression wrong. But sometimes you redeem a review code and you have to see it through.
That said, I’ve perservered because fairness matters and this has been one of the hardest reviews I’ve ever written. How do you review a game that is apparently good at what it does when you hate almost everything about it? Well, this is my homework for the week so let’s see how I get on. If you’re reading this and absolutely love this game and the series it is from then yes, I know. I’m sorry.
Spintires: Mudrunner is almost misleading. The title would easily fit an off-road racing game featuring ATVs and it evokes thoughts of spinning tires, splashing mud and general chaos and a quick look at the game’s Metacritic profile across PS4, Xbox One and PC suggests that it is well-liked and this is why I chose to give the game a chance to prove itself to me because if it turned out to be great then that’s all good but if I continued to dislike it then it’s up to us that you know exactly what type of game this is.
The game is infact one of those simulator games that are so popular these days and, as with the rest of those games, it puts realism front and centre of the experience but places fun somewhere at the back. The game’s short tutorial explains the premise. You drive trucks and your main job is the deliver logs across the various maps of the game. This generally involves picking a truck, taking it to a logging station, loading it with logs and then taking them to a lumber mill. Rinse and repeat until the mission is over.
I could explain the game mechanics further but here’s my exact experience of the game. I set off from my base towards the logging station. My truck was moving rather less quickly than I can run. I mean seriously slower. Its wheels churning up the mud that the in-game map claimed was some sort of path. Some ten minutes later, I was barely half way there having driven less than a kilometer. I swapped DualShock controllers to make sure my first one wasn’t broken in some way. I’m not joking. I actually did that.
I stopped for fuel because, having floored the pedal for the whole time, I had used a fair portion of gas up. Up until this point I had stayed on the paths that the map showed but now there was no path. I crossed a stream, using my winch to pull me towards the trees that lined it, struggling to maintain even a basic walking pace in my truck. I eventually made it to the logging station and after figuring out how to load up my truck I realised I had the wrong bloody equipment attached. Ugh.
I tried again, slowly trudging to the logging station again. I got there, struggled to load up my truck again but then managed it. At this point my truck, now loaded with wood, was even less easy to manoeuvre. Also, the logging station for some bizarre reason had nothing resembling reasonably drivable ground around it. My truck fell on its side trying to find a path IN THE DARK (you have headlights but you need to see way more of the area than they can show you) because of the game’s day/night cycle and a game world that seemed so utterly unfit for purpose, it’d be like setting a kid’s game in the BBC studios in the 1970s.
I tried again. This time getting back where I was and then off-roading it (not that there are roads), I ended up stuck trying to get up a part of the path that had an incline. I had to select another vehicle, trudge my way back to where I was and then winch my other vehicle up the hill. I kind of enjoyed that because it felt like I was solving some sort of puzzle. I then continued and found that the path I was driving was being crossed with another stream. With trees covering every other part of the immediate vicinity, I tried to cross the stream. My truck fell over, losing the load.
This time I decided to go via the part of the map that was completely fogged over. This actually turned out to be a slightly more workable route. Until yet again I ended up on a path with no obvious route through and I ended up caught up in some trees that I couldn’t get away from. I also passed a garage that I could have unlocked if I had taken a truck modification that had “garage points” which another lesson hard-learned.
Each of these attempts took ages. And it’s not like the game is so difficult that there is a bloody-minded enjoyment to getting through it. It’s that every attempt is just an investment of time. There are no other vehicles, nothing else to do. You are just delivering stuff but in a world that exists purely to slow you down. If the mud wasn’t such an obstacle this would just be a game of ‘go to point A, pick something up, go to point B’ like the absolutely risable Island Flight Simulator, a game that can only be described as the least interesting menial task you could ever subject yourself to.
You do learn as you go along but each lesson comes at a cost of your time. Not in-game time but the actual limited time that you, the reader, get to spend on this planet. If the game just explained this stuff a little better, you’d be better equipped for the job at hand and there’s no reason for them not to tell you. I know it’s a simulator but surely every job comes with a little bit of training.
The best way to play the game ends up being that you ignore the single player campaign and just play the challenge missions instead. These are far shorter and give you tasks to complete with some additional requirements to aim for such as completing your delivery without using THAT BRIDGE. You know, the one that is in a helpful place as opposed to all your other crossing options which basically involve you and your truck drowning.
On the plus side, while the game world is just horrible, muddy woodland and a few basic buildings, the level of realism is pretty good. Mud clumps up in your tires and is washed off when you drive through water, heat distorts the area in front of your engine and the physics are realistic, to a fault you might say. The realism doesn’t extend to the lighting engine (there are no shadows) but it all looks good, albeit in an ugly, muddy kind of way.
At best, you’d say these simulation games are a way to relax but my right index finger feels like it is going to fall off thanks to hours and hours of squeezing every last bit of acceleration from my joypad and the dismal camera does its best to actively obscure the action, making an already problematic game even less fun to play. It’s so unimaginably player hostile that it makes you wonder if this is some sort of psychological experiment or just some form of antagonistic art. The camera can be rotated around your truck but is so badly designed that you end up moving it almost constantly, trying to understand exactly where you are. A straight forward up and behind option simply isn’t there and most of the time you are playing in a Resident Evil 4 over-the-shoulder kind of view. Not that trucks have shoulders but you know what I mean. The cockpit view would be better probably but not in this game world. On roads, sure. But when you are weaving through trees, it is impossible to use effectively.
Ultimately this feels like you are those kids in The Blair Witch Project. Hopelessly lost in an environment that clearly doesn’t want you there but now you’re a truck. That’s exactly it. Blair Witch for trucks.
To the game’s credit there is a multiplayer mode which is absolutely buzzing right now. Unfortunately, 99% of my attempts to join a lobby failed (and, yes, I’ve got good NAT settings and a very fast connection) and there was no way to filter out the hardcore games from the casual ones or to only see specific maps. You couldn’t even filter out the full lobbies. Most lobbies that I did join just had hosts sitting there doing nothing who would eventually leave.
So now, here we are about to drop the game’s Metacritic score down which will annoy people who like the game and trust me, we don’t want to be those guys but this isn’t a game. It’s a chore. If just ten minutes of this was a mandatory story mission in something like GTA5 or Far Cry, it’d be almost game-ruining. I’ve really tried, you know? I’ve put hours into it, I’ve read reviews on other sites and watched a bunch of videos, looking for something I’ve missed, something that will make me understand the appeal of the game. I’ve even stopped this review at least four times to give the game another chance to prove me wrong and even now I’m not sure what score to give it. But the fact is that is a game where you just drive really slowly for ages and that may be just what you’re looking for from your gaming but believe me, there are so many better ways to spend that time.
Oh, and I was playing in ‘Casual’ mode. Jesus.
2021 UPDATE: it seems this game has a lot of fans. If you’re a fan of the game already but are checking out this review to get angry about it, please go HERE. Thanks!
+ Has lots of people playing online
+ Achieving any sort of basic success feels like an enormous win
+ Interesting puzzle-solving, resource management element to the gameplay
+ Some really good graphical touches
+ Has some depth
+ A (presumably) accurate simulation of delivering wood in a world made of mud
- Entirely player hostile
- Irredeemably dull
- As relaxing as a job interview
- The camera is just shocking
- Multiplayer lobby system appears a little broken
I absolutely lobe this game it’s abouttime they came out with this what took so long ? I have one request I’m sure many people would agree with me get ride of those god awful looking log trucks and actuly bring in some lifted trucks trust me it’d be a lot better lifted trucks as a n Chevy or ford or what ever ps thanks for the new update it n fixing the camera views sooooo much better
Sorry about the spelling forgot to spell check lol
This guy doesn’t understand that he described exactly what people like about the game, the slow past, the planning of route and stuff, you have to be a fan of trucking and offroading to understand I suppose
I get that people like that, but I don’t get why people like that. It’d be like being a fan of football but only liking dreary 0-0 scorelines or being a fan of music but only liking Coldplay. This game is horrible to play.
It’s not funny to be close minded. And your comparison is sad. I wish I wouldn’t have read this review, more so your redponse.
No, it absolutely is not, it is a freaking amazing truck and off-road simulator, that is why it has a huge following and almost cult-like status. Your comments here and your review are a sad thing to behold, to be so narrow-minded and proud of it is pathetic. I think reviewers like you are cancer of the gaming industry. Infantile, arrogant and completely incompetent. On top of that, it shows great class how you address your readers here, with insults like “fuck you” etc. I wish I have never stumbled across your review and this site for that matter. I think I will blacklist this site on my router so I cannot visit it again even by accident. Don’t ever bother replying, I’m never going to read it.
You say that but you’re reading right now.
We’re only responding like for like, chap. You try dealing with this shit for 20 years and see how polite you are. You’ve been on here one minute and are already using FknCnt as a username so don’t be clutching your pearls too hard.
Hey, I get it. Reviewers have every right to express their opinions in reviews and tell things the way they see them. That’s commendable. It keeps things in balance. It keeps games from constantly getting high scores when the game is not worth those high scores. It let’s consumers get fair and accurate insight into whether or not they should buy a game. My one hangup with this reviewer and I’m sure he will be very unprofessional when he hears this criticism and call me names, say some expletives and not let anything enter his mind. Please, don’t stoop so low as a reviewer as to call people who like a game “weirdos ” you are not them, what you like doesn’t give you the right to call people derogatory names if they don’t like the same games as you.
Oh and to threaten readers who don’t agree with you by implying that your emotions or anger towards criticism could affect you as a reviewer. “Be glad I gave it a 3 out of 10 because you people are making me want to drop it to zero”. Poor play man. You as a reviewer should never let criticism get to you enough to let it be known to the public that you could use your review scoring to fight back at readers. They are why you get paid. It’s going to be hard for readers to trust your reviews if you keep saying stuff like that.
Who’s getting paid, man?
You don’t get paid? Oh well say what you want. I thought you were a professional or a were at least affiliated with game journalism. So it doesn’t matter how you review games apparently because, “who’s getting paid?” Who does mechanic work? Who teachers classes? It doesn’t matter cause if they were not getting paid they can put bicycle tires on a Ferrari and teach students that working for a living is out dated and then throw bananas at them.
Wow sorry I wrote who teachers classes. Tear me apart.
It depends what you want from me, Greg.
What does professional mean to you?
To me in terms of games journalism it just means tell the truth. And I do. That’s all I can give you. This game was given to us by a PR company and I could have potentially blown out the relationship by being so blunt with my review but I really did hate the game and I reviewed it as such. You should want that as a reader and a gamer.
If you want nothing but positive reviews for Spintires then just go to other sites. It doesn’t affect me in the slightest. I don’t check our visit statistics anyway. I just run this site and write a lot of reviews, usually of obscure indie games that no one else is reviewing by the way.
However, if your definition of professional is for me to answer every comment as if I was being paid or something well I’m not your guy, Greg. And for you to suggest that I’m reviewing games wrong with your ‘so it doesn’t matter’ comment is a bit out of line.
You have to understand something. If you’re not IGN or whatever then you’re basically writing into a void. People very rarely comment and when they do 99% of the time it’s because they wanted you to like the game that they like but you didn’t. It’s been like that forever.
And they come on insulting you, questioning your integrity, telling you how to act, telling you that you get paid (either as a job or by some rival publisher to give the bad review) or some other pointless shit and usually with a certain tone. A smugness that really belongs on somewhere like Twitter. I like to tell those people to fuck off occasionally. Maybe I shouldn’t but I’ve had ten years of this shit so now I just do it for sport. It’s the one bright spot in between reviewing games like this.
That said, if someone came on and claimed I’d overrated a game and had good reasons why, I’d debate that with them and would try to see their side. But if people come on here talking a load of bollocks, I’ll let the comments stand (which many sites wouldn’t) but then I’ll respond in the way in the way they deserve.
We’re a small site and very easy to ignore. And while I ‘threatened’ to lower the score, I never would unless a patch broke a game. I’m more likely to raise a score if a game improves over time. But people wouldn’t know that because apparently Spintires is the shit. Integrity matters way more than the feelings of people who get emotionally attached to their purchases.
I do appreciate you writing free reviews though. So thanks for that.
Bizarre that you claim there are no shadows, right underneath a screenshot clearly showing shadows.
Hmmm! Good point. I might have to reinstall the game to see what I was getting at. IIRC it was to do with the night driving and the lack of shadows there but I’ll take another look. Cheers for the feedback, Alex.
I almost bought this game tonight. Obviously decided against it. I got home and read this review. I am grateful for the honesty. It looks like you really wanted to like this game. Sounds exactly like what I would get out of it. After reading your review I am relieved that I didnt spend anything on this.That being said, I would love to see a mudding simulator that has that ‘fun’ aspect to it. Not necessarily logging through a murky swamp world. I would like to see alternate terrain as well. Sand, snow, and rocky stuffs too. All in all. Thanks for your honesty.
Hi DRock. Thanks for the comment. The game clearly has its fans but I just think that normal gamers who like fun won’t find it there. We didn’t exactly help our relationship with the PR on this one, but you’ve got to be honest.